HORNS OF PLENTY, Part 1
There are few porn directors of whom it can be said that something was never shown on film until he showed it. Kristen Bjorn is one of those few. His new two-part film, Horns of Plenty, has glorious models, splendid settings and rhapsodic, pummeling sex.
Part 1 opens with Carlos Montenegro and Maruis Mugler walking down a path in the woods. They both wear plaid shirts, unbuttoned, with the sleeves torn off. Their walk leads them to a rustic estate where they pause for blow jobs and 69 in the courtyard, then a flip-fuck indoors when it begins to rain.
Also abroad this morning are Bruno Jones, Pau Casserras, and Richard Rubio. They choose a barn piled high with cylindrical bales of hay for a bit of carnal recreation. Hay is OK for cock sucking or rimming if you're wearing shoes and can stand on your feet, but it's too itchy to roll around in, so they move indoors to fuck. Once again I'm noticing the architecture here: the verticality of the stacked hay and the vertical placement of the models at different levels. Jones is a double top here, fucking blondish Casserras and red-haired Rubio.
Like prisoners looking out on the world, Mike Colucci, Max Exe and Christian Herzog peer out through stone walls from different rooms of a huge house and see each other. fortunately, this is no prison so they are free to seek each other out, and once they are assembled, Colucci kneels and sucks his two newfound friends to climax. Then they form a standing manwich, with Max fucking Christian fucking Mike. The guy in the middle is always the key to a successful chain fuck and Christian works his mojo in a surprising number of directions.
The duo from scene 1 and the trio from scene 2 meet on a country toad, with crows cawing overhead. Glances are exchanged, heads nod in mutual assent, and the five head over to a ruined building. They relieve each other of their loads orally outdoors, after separating into a twosome and a threesome, then it's indoors to fuck. Once they choose partners they don't change.
Robert McDougal, standing on a hilltop, watches two caballeros, Nicos Casanova and Renato Lima, ride their horses down a country lane, and he follows on hot pursuit. they haven't far to go and their pants are off and they're giving each other blow jobs when McDougal catches up to them. He immediately helps himself to both cocks at once, and after they squirt their loads on him, they reposition for fucking. This is the first of three double-fucks in the two parts of Horns of Plenty. Each is shot with the models in a different position. Often when filming a DP, one top inserts his cock and remains motionless while the other top does the actual in-an-out fucking, but here both tops remain in motion simultaneously. After their cumshots, Casanova and Lima work in tandem to suck and rim McDougal to climax.
David Dirdam and Alex Ferrari find a niche of wood and rock in which to pass the time with sucking, rimming and a flip-fuck. The bodies couldn't be better and if you like sex with plenty of spit, this scene's for you.
Luciano Prado is chopping wood with when Antonio Ferrari and Nikolai Tinkoff amble past and ask for a lesson. They remain at the wood pile only long enough to get wood, then the action continues indoors. Antonio is versatile in this scene.
Taking literally Oscar Hammerstein's admonition that the farmer and the cowboy should be friends, and jacking up the notion of friendship, the horsey trio from scene five teams up with Dirdam and Ferrari for a sex quintet that quite masterfully and magnificently utilizes a bed without breaking it. McDougal is a top for most of the scene — perhaps his hole needed a rest — and the caballeros on horseback are the bottoms, with Dirdam and Ferrari as alternate tops. McDougal surrenders his ass to Dirdam at the end, getting his toes sucked in the balance.
With a running time of three hours — and this is only the first half of the movie — Horns of Plenty part 1 is almost too much of a good thing. Is it possible to succumb to a jism overdose?
Rating: Scorching
Onan The Vulgarian, XXFACTOR.COM
*** Highly, Highly Recommended ***
Once again, Kristen Bjorn gives us the United Nations of gay porn, an international cast that is simply smashing together, and who have no problems working out their sexual tensions in the beautiful countryside that surrounds them.
One of the nearest-perfect men ever to appear onscreen, Carlos Montenegro, appears walking out of what looks like the early-morning mist with handsome Marius Mugler, and Marius and Carlos don’t have abs of steel, they have abs of titanium. The first sequence has the two men favoring each other with ravenous blowjobs and then a sensual 69, the kind of oral treatment, that, done correctly, makes you spill gallons of cum, and that is exactly what Carlos does, giving Marius a huge facial just before he leans down to kiss his playmate. Next, Marius fucks Carlos missionary, while a thunderstorm rumbles just outside. Carlos shoots again while he’s getting plowed by Marius, but Marius just keeps on going, flipping Carlos over and fucking his ass from behind.
Next up are Bruno Jones, Pau Casseras and Richard Rubio, who use a stack of hay to make it easier to perform a three-way daisy-chain suck. These beauties are just stunning together, stroking away to blow more hot loads. Bruno is a thickly-hung top, and both Richard and Pau take rides on his massive cock, though at times it looks as if they are having to give it their all to do it. When Bruno fucks Richard, Pau assists by guiding the thick meat into Richard’s ready ass.
A picturesque, rough-stone country manor is the setting for the next scene, which stars Mike Colucci, Max Eve and Christian Herzog. Mike is adorably cute, but he’s also an expert cocksucker, downing both his co-star’s extra-long cocks with aplomb while stroking his own cock. Mike continues to show off his power-bottoming skills, taking Max from behind while Christian makes it a three-way fuck by sliding inside Max. The angles and the photography in this scene are pretty breathtaking all the way up to the dripping cum-shots, even for the Bjorn audience, who are used to such perfection by the director.
Carlos and Marius meet up with Bruno, Pau and Richard for a nice variation on the scenes the five men did earlier, except this time it’s an all-out outdoor orgy, starting with awesome oral action that mixes the group up two and three style until the cum flies. In the next sequence, Carlos tops Pau while Marius sits on Bruno’s thick dick. Richard watches and sucks Pau until once again, multiple rounds of cum finish up the hot side-by-side fuck.
Men on horseback — always a thrill — and even more so when they look like Nicos Casanova and Renato Lima. Robert McDougal is the lucky dude who hooks up with the studs, greedily devouring their uncut cocks. After Robert’s smooth chest is coated with their jism, the trio ends the scene with a shared kiss. The next part of the scene opens with an eye-popping double-penetration, with Robert impressively taking both Nicos and Renato. It’s also a perfect opportunity to admire how round, full, and totally fuckable Robert’s booty really is. It looks even hotter drenched with two loads.
David Dirdam and Alex Ferrari drop their jeans and get busy rubbing their dicks together like they’re trying to ignite something, and it works, soon enough the two are sucking, rimming, and fucking like a house afire. David and Alex perform a sensual versatile fuck in this scene that is one of the highlights of the entire production. Chopping wood is an awesome way to work up a sweat, and is also great aerobic exercise, but I doubt it’s the actual way that muscle studs Luciano Prado, Antonio Ferrari and Nikolai Tinkoff got their buff bodies. But when they look this good in a three-way suck, does it really matter? Russian hottie Nikolai then bottoms, getting spit roasted until Luciano takes a liking to Antonio’s ass, slamming it hard while Nikolai sucks Antonio’s cock. Luciano’s meaty cock delivers a huge cum-shot to end the scene.
Another orgy scene is the finale of Part 1, bringing together Robert, Nicos, Renato, David and Alex for heavy-duty sucking and rimming, with some tight close-ups framing the action. Five beautiful cum-shots end the oral sequence, and then the fucking begins. Renato gets plowed by David and Alex in tandem, while Robert surprisingly turns in a stunning top performance, sticking it to Nicos. The men are so close together as all this is happening that it’s a little mind-bending, so much hot action taking place in suck a tight space, but that just makes it all the more erotic. The last moments include an unforgettable moment: Robert, on his back, his ass wide open, his pink ass being fucked by David’s long, hot cock, his face a total mask pf pleasure, and all of the other studs watching and jerking off while he cums. This is the kind of unique moment that Kristen Bjorn is known for, one that stays in the memory long after the vision ends.
A DVD Review by Martin Cox (ManNet.com)